Math Class

So several weeks ago I was sitting in Math class and I started to get REALLY tired. I was at that point when your head goes down then jerks back up instinctively. Eventually I got so tired that I put my head down completely and fell asleep, IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!!!11

Anywho, about 5 minutes later I started to hear a voice in my head, "Chris, wake up, Chris, wake up." I opened my eyes and realized I had fallen asleep, and my teacher, Mr Bloss, was telling me to wake up. I INSTANTLY PANICKED and JOLTED UP out of my seat and went, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" In front of everyone. It was quiet for a moment then EVERYBODY started to laugh histerically. It was a great day.

Threat Down, America saved.

"Post Modern Design"

So I was at a competition of sorts that requires you to give a speech. There were five of us in the room, 4 "contestants" and a judge. Our judge was a burly bearded fellow with a thick Eastern European accent. As I got up to speak, he motioned to the podium in the room and said, "So you vill speek at zat Post-Modern Podium". After we were done I nearly died of laughter.

Speaking of Postmodernism, it's really an empty term, see: bullshit

Proper Introduction

My name is Chris Dudley and this is my blog.
I'm a pretty normal kid except I'm actually crazy, I'll put all my hilarious stories on this site for YOUR entertainment!